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《克拉伦斯之书》
卷一 第13个门徒
（耶路撒冷下城区 周日清晨 公元33年）
能行行好施舍点吗 Can you spare us some coin?
这样我就能得到一些食物 温暖和住所 So as I may get some foods, warmth and shelter.
不管你给什么 我都将不胜感激 Anything you can spare will be appreciated.
滚开 脏老头 Out of the way, you dusty runt!
你个老不死的 You dongleton!
快让开 Hey! Out of the way!
你干嘛呢 本杰明 快让开 What are you doing? Benjamin, move!
-碾过去 -啥 - Run him over. - What?
-碾过去 -我不能碾他 - Run him over! - I can't just run him over!
-你能的 快点 -好吧 我碾过去 - You can! Quick! Go! - All right! I'll run him over.
死开 你这个臭乞丐 Go, you raggedy roop scoop!
冲啊 Let's go!
变慢了啊 玛丽 Slowing down there, huh, Mary?
是吗 Oh, yeah?
她打我 She hit me.
小心推车 克拉伦斯 Watch the cart, Claance!
-什么 -小心推车 - What? - Watch the cart!
快啊 哇 Come on! Whoa.
吉普赛领地
我们要发财了 克拉伦斯 We're going to be rich, Claance!
没错 朋友 Yes, we are, my friend.
至少当两三天的有钱人 For two or three days at least.
没人能超过我 Can't no man outspeed me.
“超过'可不是嘴上说说 玛丽 "Outspeed" ain't a word, Mary!
吉普赛人 Gypsies!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
以利亚 Elijah!
抢他的袍子 抢他的袍子 Grab his robe.Grab his robe.
放开我 Get off of me!
克拉伦斯 Claance...
克拉伦斯 Claance.
加贝奇 Cabbage.
你不知道你害我损失了多少钱 You have no idea what you cost me.
乖乖趴着 Ah, stay down.
你就当个教训 Let this be a learnings.
滚出吉普赛人的地盘 别再回来 Get out of Gypsy territory and never come back.
加贝奇 我们做朋友吧 Cabbage, let's be friends.
-就像以前那样 -拜拜 克拉伦斯 - Like old times. - Ta-ta, Claance.
-把袍子还我 -可怜虫 - I need my robe. - Pathetic.
我们撤 Gypsies!
回来 你们这帮小混混 Get back here, you delinquent dung beetles.
你想怎样 What you gonna do?
卑鄙 Rat.
借过 借过 把羊拉走 Excuse me, excuse me. Move the goats.
嘿 Hey.
我从这就闻到你的味儿了 克拉伦斯 I can smell you from here, Claance.
天啊 也太刺鼻了 Good Lord! Actually hurts my nose.
你还好吗 玛丽 You okay, Mary?
-什么 -咋了 - What? - What?
她又没出什么事 Nothing even happened to her.
我才是你该关心的人 I'm the one you should be concerned about.
再见 异教徒 Good-bye, heathens.
她真有福气 She is so blessed.
-你有病吗 -怎么了 - What is wrong with you? - What?
我输掉了比赛 以利亚 I lost the race, Elijah.
还有马 And the horse.
我这回死定了 I'm a dead man walking.
那我建议你搭车去杰迪戴亚家 So I suggest you hitch a ride down to Jedediah's,
求他大发慈悲 beg for mercy.
是“我们”搭车 We hitch a ride.
好吧 “我们” Okay, "we."
是他 It's him.
拿撒勒的耶稣 Jesus of Nazareth.
我滴神啊 My God.
不 神是不存在的 No, no, God doesn't exist.
但他们存在 They do.
像星星一样耀眼 以利亚 Shining like stars out here, Elijah.
说星星太保守了 他们就是太阳 Stars is an understatement. They are the damn sun.
他们受保护 没人敢惹他们 And they're protected. Nobody messes with them.
我想十年后也有那种待遇 I want to be like that in ten years.
我现在就想有那种待遇 I want to be like that now.
除了引起骚动 Minus the bougery.
嗯 Mmm.
托马斯和他在一起吗 Is Thomas with him?
祝你平安 托马斯 Peace be unto you, Thomas.
祝你平安 克拉伦斯 Unto you be peace, Clarence.
-现在别烦我 -这话什么意思 - Now leave me be. - What's that supposed to mean?
意思就是离我远点 不信教的人 It means get away from me, disbeliever.
我信生命本身 I believe in life itself.
而你对天上一个见都没见过的人祈祷 You pray to a man in the sky you've never met.
亵渎神明 Blasphemy.
那就把我介绍给耶稣 Well, introduce me to him then. Jesus.
我们亲眼见证下他的奇迹 Let's see one of his miracles up close and personal.
好让他知道 So that he may know that
我的孪生兄弟是一个没信仰的人吗 my twin brother is a man of no faith?
一个赃物贩子？ The peddler of stolen property?
一个卖大麻的人？ A seller of ungodly herbs?
一个无名小辈 A nobody.
我不是无名小辈 I'm not a nobody!
一个缺乏荣誉的人 A man that lacks honor
就是无名小辈 is a nobody.
你们是双胞胎 Just because you are twins
并不代表你们是兄弟 老哥 does not mean you're brothers, my brother.
他离家时 妈妈就快死了 My mother was literally on her deathbed when he left home.
现在我反而是没有荣誉的人 Yet I'm the one with no honor?
我不是无名小辈 以利亚 I'm not a nobody, Elijah.
请给我来点这个 I'll have some of this, please.
我就知道我没找错地 I knew I smelt correctly.
祝你们平安 克拉伦斯和以利亚 Peace be unto you, Claance and Elijah.
-祝你平安 齐克 -祝你平安 - Unto you be peace, Zeke. - Peace.
在杰迪戴亚杀死你俩之前 Where can I take you on this fine day
还需要我带你们去哪里 before Jedediah has you both killed?
我要你先带我回家 我好换衣服 I need you to take me to my home so I can change clothes,
然后去杰迪戴亚的后宫 and then to Jedediah's harem.
你得先给五谢克尔 原因显而易见 That'll cost you five shekels upfront for obvious reasons.
免得你死后给不了钱 Like you being too dead to pay me later.
不如我们给你六谢克尔 How's about we give you six,
多的钱你拿去给自己洗个澡 and you may use the extra to get yourself a bath?
好了 走吧 Okay, let's go.
《克拉伦斯之书》
太轻了 This is light.
你想要多重 Did you imagine it heavier?
这是你们的问题 This is a problem with y'all.
你们这帮混蛋总是缺斤少两 Y'all skunk always shortin' the sack.
如果我知道哪里还有卖的 I would purchase from somewhere else
我就去别处买了 if I knew where to get it.
但你不知道 But you don't.
哈喽 美女 Hello, beautiful.
什么味道 What's that smell?
说来话长 Huh. Long story.
那是什么 And what's that?
这是让你送给瓦利尼亚的 This is for you to give to Varinia.
妈 我的大麻呢 Mother, my Lengunweed?
它能改善我的眼神 It helps with the glaucomery.
你去见她之前最好先洗个澡 Better wash before you go see her.
儿砸 我只是不想你死的时候还是个处男 I'm just trying to make sure you don't die a virgin, son.
我不是处男 I'm not a virgin.
你晚上在帘子后面做的事可不算 What you do at night behind that curtain doesn't count.
那不是我 那是当地的老鼠 That is not me. That's the local rats.
非常吵的老鼠 Very loud rats.
好吧 Okay.
妈 总有一天我会带你离开这 Mom, one day I'm gonna get you out of here.
让你住进大房子 Put you in a big home.
在家里你想干嘛就干嘛 Where you can do whatever you want to do.
我向你保证 I promise you.
家是让你开心的地方 孩子 Home is where you are happy, son.
我在这里和你过得很开心 And I'm happy here with you.
和一个几乎不能养活你的儿子吗 With a son that's barely able to provide for you?
还有一个儿子和假先知一起胡作非为 And another who's running amok with some false prophet?
托马斯在追随他的目标 我们只有爱他 Thomas is following his purpose. We have but to love him.
我只爱你 I have but to love you.
孩子 Son,
要做躯干 而不是做影子 be the body, not the shadow.
占据一席之地 Hold space.
嗯 我知道 Yeah, I know.
占据一席之地 Hold space.
好 Okay.
快去洗澡 你臭死了 Ugh, now go wash. You stink!
我才不臭 Mmm. I don't stink.
我确实很臭 I do stink.
我感觉不太妙 伊利亚 I don't really feel good about this, Elijah.
被杰迪戴亚杀死的感觉会更糟 Jedediah killing you will feel worse.
别再说了 Stop saying that.
这是事实 It is the truth.
以利亚和克拉伦斯 是吗 Elijah and Claance, huh?
两个臭蛋 Two rotten eggs.
别挡道 Out of my way.
暴脾气克拉伦斯 Crusty Claance.
祝你平安 杰迪戴亚 Unto you be peace, Jedediah.
从你的突如其来来看 Judging by your unarranged arrival,
你很可能输了我的钱 you most likely lack my money,
我的马 my horse,
还有我的战车 我说的对吗 and my chariot. Am I correct?
才过了几个小时 It's only been a few hours.
你说过我有30天的时间还你钱 You said I had 30 days to pay you back.
嗯 现在是29天22小时 Mmm-hmm. Now it's 29 days, 22 hours,
不然死路一条 or death.
在我钉死你们之前 Both of you should be aware
你们两个都应该清楚吧 before I crucify you, yeah?
我会先来点狠的 I'm, I'm gonna get a little evil first.
钉十字架的行为还不狠吗 Isn't the act of crucifixion in and of itself evil?
你和魔鬼做交易 You know, you make a deal with the devil, hmm,
会花费你一谢克尔 it's gonna cost you a shekel.
在我把29天变成0之前 Now exit my place of restitution
离开我的地盘 before I render those 29 days to 0.
别担心 以利亚 Don't worry, Elijah.
我有个计划 I have a plan.
这正是我所担心的 That is exactly what I'm worried about.
滚出去 Get out!
我们正要出去 We're literally on our way out.
-你觉得我们在干嘛 -懂了 这是多此一举 - What do you think we're doing? - Understand, it's redundant.
煞笔 Idiot.
忏悔吧 Repent!
天国就在眼前 For the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand.
欢迎所有人 Everyone is welcome.
除了你 Except you.
难道我不是上帝的孩子吗 But am I not a child of the Lord?
你个自以为是的笨蛋 You highfalutin nincompoop.
你要我给你施洗 使你得到主的恩惠 You want me to baptize you to attain good favor with our Lord
这样你上天堂时 你和这个布须曼人 so that when you are called to heaven, you and this Bushman
就会受到热情的欢迎吗 will be welcomed with open arms?
基本上是的 Yes, basically.
所以克拉伦斯 So, Claance,
你现在信耶稣了？ you now believe in Jesus?
是的 Yes.
基本上 Basically.
骗子 Liar!
你只是想装成正义人士 You are merely trying to swindle me
来欺骗我 by pretending you are now righteous,
让你看上去变成了信徒 to seem that you have turned into a believer in the hope
希望恶霸杰迪戴亚不会杀了你 that Jedediah the Terrible won't kill you?
嗯哼 Uh-huh?
消息在耶路撒冷传得很快 News travels fast in Jerusalem.
你有30天的时间还他钱 不然他就杀了你俩 You have 30 days to pay him, or he kills you both.
好吧 约翰 你很擅长搞圣水这一套 Okay, John, you are magical with this holy water stuff, okay?
我听说你亲自给耶稣施洗 I heard that you baptized Jesus himself.
凭什么他就比我更有价值 What makes him more worthy than I?
-亵渎神明的混账 -噢 - Blasphemous swine! - Oh!
够了 Stop that!
你以为你受洗了就不会被杀吗 You think you won't get killed because you're baptized?
你根本不是信徒 You are not a believer.
但我喜欢你 克拉伦斯 But I like you, Claance.
尽管你很自私 In spite of your selfish ways,
但你身上住着一个美丽的灵魂 there's a beautiful soul in there somewhere.
-好吧 如果上帝真的存在… -亲爱的上帝 - O-Okay. If God exists truly-- - Dear Lord,
拯救这个罪人吧 save this sinner from himself.
克拉伦斯又蠢又笨 Claance is dumb and stupid,
总是干他的非法勾当 always selling his illegalities
而他本可以轻松地找一个正当职业 when he could just as easily have a regular occupation.
现在 他惹上了村里的恶霸 And now he's in trouble with the village terror,
他还爱上了恶霸的妹妹 and he's also in love with said terror's little sister
我可以说 他一点也配不上她 who he is not in the slightest bit worthy of, I might add.
亲爱的上帝 Dear Lord,
他肯定会被恶霸杰迪戴亚杀死 he is definitely going to get killed by Jedediah the Terrible,
所以上帝啊 要不了多久 等你最终见到他时 so when you finally meet him, Lord, which is soon,
请让他进入天堂 please, let him inside heaven, Lord.
然后 And then
再把他踢出来 kick him out!
这样他就能知道他错过了什么 So he shall forever know what he's missing
因为他不知道自己有多愚蠢 because he did not know the depth of his own idiocy
才会不知悔改 to not repent.
-阿门 -阿门 - Amen.- Amen.
阿门 Amen.
说 Say it.
阿门 Amen.
对 给他洗礼 Yes. Wash him.
给他洗礼 Wash him.
-行了 别洗了 -什么 - Okay, stop washing him. What?
可以让他起来了 You can let him up.
-他已经受洗了 -要多洗一会儿 - He's washed. He's washed. Takes a minute.
-你说什么 -他罪孽没那么深重 - What did you say? - He's not that sinful.
你想我过来抽你吗 You want me to come and slap you?
你说抽就抽？ Could you slap it?
我觉得洗礼没用 老兄 I do not think that the baptism worked, brother.
因为都是故弄玄虚 That's because it's all nonsense.
但希望这能让杰迪戴亚对我宽厚处理 But hopefully it will provide some leniency with Jedediah.
百夫长 Centurions.
放一下 别碰 Hold on to that. Don't touch it.
报上你们的名字 拿出身份证明 Give me your names and papers of identification.
克拉伦斯 Clarence.
以利亚 Elijah.
这里发生了一起盗窃案 There's been a theft in the area.
你们符合罪犯的特征 And you men fit the description of the assailant.
有意思 我和我朋友完全是两种特征 Funny, my friend and I have two entirely different descriptions.
你是说我在说谎吗 乡巴佬 Are you calling me a man of untruth, peasant?
我们不妨一次性解决问题 Look, why don't we settle this once and forever?
给我们看看罪犯的画像 Show us a sketch of this assailant.
你在找谁 图特王吗 Who are you looking for? King Tut?
我是护民官安东尼努斯 I am Tribune Antoninus.
我被分配到这个乱区 I've been assigned this unruly district
消灭你们这种祸害 to eradicate scarabs such as yourselves.
这就是象形文字的意义所在吧 So that is what the hieroglyphs are all about, huh?
不惜一切代价消灭我们 Eradicate us at any cost?
我会用剑刺穿你的喉咙 I will push my sword through your esophagus
不带一丝愧疚 with zero compunction,
只为听到你脊椎断裂的声音 just to hear the sound of your spinal cord crack.
所以走远点吧 So, walk away,
否则你的遗体会在一小时内被拿去喂牲口 or your remains will be fed to livestock within the hour.
真会说话 Poetic.
真正的坏人在逍遥法外 And the real bad guys get away free.
我要伸展一下 以利亚 Allow me to stretch a bit, Elijah.
行了 行了 Okay. Okay.
谢谢 你真是大好人 Thank you. You're a good man.
我觉得太过头了 I think it's too extreme.
不会 No. It's...
这很有力量感 It's powerful.
很强势 对吧 So strong, right?
看啊 被拒绝进屋的男人 Behold! He who the cat refused to drag in,
还是进来了 but entered nonetheless.
好吧 Okay.
祝你平安 克拉伦斯 Peace be unto you, Clarence.
祝你平安 瓦利尼亚 Unto you be peace, Varinia.
外面都没下雨 你怎么浑身湿湿的 How do you look so wet with not a drop of rain outside?
哦 我刚受了洗礼 Oh, I, um, just been baptized.
嗯 洗礼 Mmm. Baptized?
-对 -真的吗 - Yes. Really?
真的 我找到了信仰 Yes, I've found faith.
是吗 哇 Really? Wow.
我要好好听听 Well, this I need to hear.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
你还好吗 You okay?
我妈给你做了这个 My mother made this for you.
洗礼时被打湿了 It's a little soaked from the baptism,
但可以晾干 but it shall dry.
代我向她说声谢谢 Oh. Give her my thanks.
我知道你不是来给我这个的 Well, I know you didn't come here to give me this.
你有什么烦恼 What's troubling you?
我一直在努力提高自己 Um. I've been trying to better myself,
这样我才配得上你 so that I may be worthy of you.
你是村里有名的麻烦精 You are the village mischief maker.
我和那样的男人不适合 I am not suited to be with a man like that.
这就是你看着我时 眼睛会变红的原因吗 Is that why, when you look at me your eyes turn ruby red?
我看到了 I see it.
因为我看着你时 我的眼睛会变成蓝色 Because mine turn sapphire blue when I look at you.
看到了吗 See that?
不管你脑子里在想什么 Whatever is floating around your head,
你自己还没准备好 you yourself are not ready for.
我的脑子里都是你 我的女神 'Tis you floating around my head, my Godqueen.
那是因为你总是浮想联翩 That's because your head resides in the clouds.
老是跟恶棍和没道德的无耻之徒混在一起 With villainous crooks and unscrupulous men without morals.
说到“恶棍” "Villainous crooks"? Speaking of that,
你能帮我跟你哥谈谈吗 can you talk to your brother for me?
-你做了什么 -我拿了他的钱 - What have you done now? - I took his money
和玛丽·抹大拉进行了一场街头比赛 for a street race with Mary Magdalene, okay?
后来加贝奇那帮卑鄙小人埋伏了我 害我输了 And then Cabbage and those rats ambushed me, so I lost.
如果我不能还他钱 And if I don't get his money back,
那我就死定了 I'm a dead man walking.
我需要你做的 Hey, what I need you to do
就是跟他说声我刚接受了约翰本人的洗礼 is explain to him that I just got baptized by John himself.
这样他施加恶刑时 So when he's administering his evil,
也许会手下留情 maybe he'll be more merciful.
克拉伦斯 Clarence...
你为什么老是这样 Why do you always do this?
你到底想证明什么 What are you trying to prove?
你得上进点 克拉伦斯 You need to get your act together, Clarence.
杰迪戴亚会知道你的洗礼是个骗局 Jedediah is going to know your baptism is a swindle.
你是唯一一个用两个音节念对我名字的人 You know, you're one of the only people that pronounces my name
我真是爱死了 with two syllables, and I love it.
我哥会把你的名字 My brother is going to break it
拆成四个音节 into four.
克-拉-伦-斯 Cla-re-an-cee?
我只是想知道 I'm just trying to figure out
四个音节听起来会是什么样子 what it would sound like in four syllables?
-克-拉-伦-斯 -真棒棒 - Cla-re-an-cee? Cla-- - Mmm. That's very cute.
-行行好… -不不 Please spare some-- - No, no, no.
让开 本杰明 Make way, Benjamin.
-她好贴心 -确实 - She's sweet. - Goodness, she is.
祝你们平安 克拉伦斯 以利亚 Peace be unto you, Claance, Elijah.
祝你平安 西庇太 Unto you be peace, Zebedee.
克拉伦斯 你有货吗 Claance, do you have the thing on you?
你明知故问 You know I do.
好极了 Splendid.
你走的时候就能拿到钱了 Your money will be waiting for you when you leave.
克拉伦斯 我不明白你为什么还放不下瓦利尼亚 Claance, I don't know why you still worry about Varinia.
她和我们不是一路人 She's nothing like us.
是她的眼睛 It's her eyes.
它们就像诗歌 They're like poetry.
那些诗歌… Poetry which I...
让我迷失在字里行间 I just get lost in the words.
太深奥了 Hmm. That's deep.
克拉伦斯 你咋没飘 Uh, Claance, you are not floating?
你知道 我得保持清醒 Ah, you know, gotta stay sharp,
还得想想如何还杰迪戴亚的钱 gotta think about how to pay back Jedediah.
打开思维 Open your mind.
好吧 给我 All right, all right, give it to me.
以利亚 你看到了吗 Elijah, you see this? Yeah.
看到了 看到了 I do, I do.
我想你有主意了 I think you are having an idea.
我要成为 I'm going to become
耶稣的第十三个门徒 the 13th apostle of Jesus.
馊主意 A stupid idea.
门徒能给我们提供保护 权力 The apostles can provide us with protection, power,
最重要的是 影响力 and most of all, influence.
如果杰迪戴亚知道了 他或许会允许我 Jedediah might allow me to take Varinia's hand in love
与瓦利尼亚相爱 if he knows this.
瓦利尼亚就算了吧 Forget Varinia.
但我喜欢这个主意 But I like this idea.
亲爱的 你倒过来了 You're floating upside down, dear child.
你有什么困惑就直说 Deliver me the words that elude you.
我知道你不是来感谢我送你头巾的 Because I know you didn't come here to deliver me thanks for a headscarf.
克拉伦斯是个巨人 Clarence is a giant
但他认为自己是只蝼蚁 that thinks himself an ant.
一只认为自己是虫子的雄鹰 An eagle that thinks he's a worm.
只要他用心去做 他就能飞起来 He can fly if he puts his mind to it.
但他选择爬行 贬低自己 But instead he crawls, thinking he's less than he is,
我很担心他 and I'm worried for him.
把担心换成接受吧 Replace that worry with acceptance.
接受克拉伦斯会去别人不敢去的地方 Accept that Clarence will forever venture
不断冒险 where no one else dares.
准备好纵身一跃 And get ready to jump,
因为他很快就会找到那片云 because he will find that cloud soon enough.
祝你平安 彼得 Peace be unto you, Peter.
克拉伦斯 祝你平安 Claance. Unto you be peace.
祝大家平安 Peace be unto all of you.
祝你平安 Unto you be peace.
克拉伦斯 我想我跟你说过… Clarence, I thought I told you--
我也很高兴见到你 兄弟 Good to see you too, brother.
你想干什么 What do you need?
老实说 我想我可能会成为第十三个门徒 Well, uh, truthfully, I thought I might become the 13th apostel.
你一定就是加略人犹大 Huh. You must be Judas Iscariot.
托马斯 So, Thomas,
这就是你所说的兄弟吗 this is your brother I hear you tell of?
他长得和你很像 He looks exactly like you
但又和你不一样 but nothing like you at the same time.
我大些 I'm older.
-只大了十分钟 -那也比你大 - By ten minutes. - Still older.
不管怎样 如果你们不要这么嘲讽 Anyway, if you would all stop giggling so much,
你们可能会意识到 you might come to the realization
传播弥赛亚的福音 that it requires many of us
需要很多人 to spread the gospel of the Messiah.
谁会比我更适合 Now, who better than me?
我是说 我已经痛改前非了 I mean, I've got the cobblestones on lock.
我知道这需要什么条件 I, I think I know what it takes.
是啊 你知道要什么条件 Yes. You know what it takes.
但你不具备那些条件 But you do not possess what it takes,
也就是无私 which is, um, selflessness,
慷慨 generosity,
把别人的需求放在自己之前 placing others' needs before your own.
你把妈妈的需求放在自己之前了吗 Did you put Mother's needs before your own?
别跟我说我是坏人 Don't tell me I'm a bad person.
我只是接受命运的安排 Just playing the cards I was dealt.
你都不相信圣灵感孕一说 You don't believe in the Immaculate Conception.
我没说我不信 No. No, I didn't say I didn't believe in it.
我说的是有点牵强 I, I said it's a bit far-fetched.
亵渎神明 Blasphemy!
我不是有意不敬 彼得 I don't mean to disrespect, Peter.
就是这个问题 克拉伦斯 你太无礼了 That's just the thing, Clarence. You're disrespectful.
单凭这点 你就不可能成为门徒 For that reason alone, you could never be an apostle.
另外 是“门徒” 不是“们徒” It's apostle by the way, not apostel.
好吧 托马斯 我们何不让耶稣来决定 Okay, Thomas, why don't we let Jesus decide?
他什么时候回来 When does he get home?
规矩不是这样的 兄弟 That is not the way it works, dear brother.
如果这个人想改变大家对他的看法 Look, if this man wanted to change everyone's perception of him,
他就会做些 he would do something like
从施虐者亚瑟手中解救奴隶角斗士之类的事 free those slave gladiators from Asher The Torturer.
当然啦 他会被杀死 Of course, he will be killed,
但我们能知道他不是完全只为自己 but we'll know he's not all about himself.
你愿意吗 Would you do it?
你解救了谁 Who have you freed?
你都不了解这个人 You would pass judgement on this man,
就对他做出评判 and you don't even know him.
我不是那个意思 That is not what I was saying.
你说的就是这个意思 That is precisely what you are saying.
我怎么可能是这个意思 How is that what I was saying?
-那你解释一下啊 -我已经解释了 - why don't you explain it to me? - I have already explained it.
我说他如果想成为第十三个门徒 I said if he wants to become a 13th apostle,
他就该做些 he should do something like
从施虐者亚瑟手中解救奴隶角斗士之类的事 free those slave gladiators from Asher The Torturer.
别吵了 到此为止吧 It's, it's, it's here. Let's bring it down to here.
克拉伦斯 Claance...
克拉伦斯 Claance?
克拉伦斯 Claance!
你都要害死我们了 You're about to get both of us killed
你还有心思做白日梦 and you have the nerve to be daydreaming?
犹大说这事不可能 Judas said it couldn't be done.
所以我必须做给他看 So I have to do it.
你不想去就待在这吧 Stay here if that makes you more comfortable.
我什么时候抛弃过你 When have I ever left you?
如果你死了 别再来找我搭车了 If you die, do not ever ask me for another ride.
这些人都是奴隶吗 These men are all slaves?
这怎么可能 How is this even possible?
-怎么会这样 -凶狠点 奴隶们 - How was it allowed? Fight harder, slaves!
就算手持木剑 也要以杀人为目标 Even with wooden swords, we aim to kill!
你们是谁 Who are you?
你希望我对你的回答做出什么反应 How do you wish me to react to the news you're about to give?
祝你平安 亚瑟 Peace be unto you, Asher.
我是以利亚 这是我兄弟 克拉伦斯 I'm Elijah. This is my brother, Claance.
-是犹大派我们来的 -耶稣 - We were sent by Judas. - Jesus.
是耶稣派我们来的 Jesus sent us.
-拿撒勒的耶稣？ -对 - Jesus of Nazareth? Yes.
那个到处说自己是弥赛亚的人 The yeah-yeah man walking around saying he's the Messiah?
-是的 -他想干什么 Yes. - What does he want with me?
他坚持要求… Well, he insist...
他要你把奴隶角斗士交给我们 He asks that you release your slave gladiators to us.
你知道这会让我损失多少钱吗 Do you have any idea how much that will cost me?
我知道 Yes, I know.
但你的良心能获得解脱 But you'd be able to free your conscience.
我知道你深受困扰 I know this must trouble you, brother.
二十个奴隶 Twenty slaves.
-你有这么多钱吗 -没有 - Do you have that amount? - No.
我们的想法是你免费把他们交给我们 The idea is that you give them to us for free,
你可以摆脱所有的恐惧 and you free up your own mind of all these horrors.
明白了吗 Does that make sense?
大家停下 Men, cease!
真简单 That was easy.
我现在就给你们自由 I shall grant you all your freedom right now
只要你们赤手空拳把这两个人打死 if you beat these two men to death with your bare hands.
啥玩意 What?
等等 Wait.
这有点欺负人了 This is a little unfair.
我们稍微公平点 Let us even the odds a bit.
如果你能和不死人巴拉巴决斗… If you can go toe to toe with Barabbas the Immortal...
-谁 -我最好的角斗士 - Who? - My best gladiator.
你打赢他 You beat him,
我就把他交给你 and I will release him to you.
我不信 Well, I don't believe
这是公平的 that that is evening the odds.
我知道 I know.
但我今天就想欣赏一场杀戮 But I am going to see a kill today.
去角斗场 To the arena!
那个叫巴巴布布的不死人在哪里 So, where is Baba-baba- ba-ba-boo-boo the Immortal?
在这啊 There he is.
见见巴拉巴 Meet Barabbas,
战无不胜的角斗士 the gladiator who has never been bested.
他自称不死人 He claims he is immortal,
我们都相信他 and we are inclined to believe him.
他还自认为是革命者 He also fancies himself a revolutionary.
他想推翻罗马 He wants to bring down Rome.
只凭他一己之力 By himself!
只要你打败了我的眼中钉 If you defeat this thorn in my side,
我就把他交给你 I'll release him to you.
如果你想对他手下留情 巴拉巴 And if you think of going soft on him, Barabbas,
我会用剑试试你的不死之躯 I will test your immortality with my own sword.
将死之人… Those who are about to die...
向你致敬 salute you.
你不讲武德 You hit me unprovoked?
啊哈 看来精力不错 Uh-huh, look alive.
来吧 Come on.
看呐 你就这点能耐吗 Look at this. This is the best you got?
你可以表现更好的 You can do better than-- Whoa!
好吧 Okay. All right.
啥情况 What the hell?
脸可真硬 That's a hard face.
闹够没有 You finish?
你人呢 Where are you?
这儿呢 Here!
干掉他 Let's finish him.
克拉伦斯 快起来 Claance. Come on, get up.
现在不是休息的时候 起来 This is not the time for rest. Get up.
你很厉害 You're good.
你自由了 You're free.
够了 Enough!
你不能带走巴拉巴 You cannot have Barabbas.
带别人走 Take someone else.
施虐者亚瑟要出尔反尔吗 Is Asher The Torturer not a man of his word?
你说过我可以恢复自由 You said I can go free.
所以给我自由 So give me my freedom!
给我自由 Give me my freedom!
你这个废物 You're a useless man!
我为你做了这么多 After all I've done for you--
我不想要他 I don't want him.
我是来解放所有奴隶的 不是一个 I came here to free all of the slaves, not one.
你可以带走巴拉巴 You can have Barabbas
这个假不死人 the Apparently-Not-Immortal.
他可以在别人耳边唠叨要杀罗马人 He can go burden someone else with his talk of killing Romans.
克拉伦斯 我欠你一条命 黑人王 Claance, I owe you my life, Black King.
你从哪学会的打架 Where'd you learn to fight like that?
你们打架限于规则 Well, your men fight by rules.
而我来的地方 打架是为了活命 Where I'm from, you fight to survive.
差别很大 It's a big difference.
那很聪明 That was clever.
但打赢我和杀我是两码事 But beating me and killing me are two separate things.
我是不死人 I am immortal.
好吧 Okay.
自由咯 Freedom!
你真的解放了一个奴隶 You actually freed a slave.
干得好 弟弟 Well done, younger brother.
只大了十分钟 Ten minutes.
此人还是全能的巴拉巴 And it is none other than the Almighty Barabbas, eh?
克拉伦斯 说实在的 我不信你有这本事 To be honest, Claance, I didn't believe you had it in you.
-蠢货 放开我 -你好大的胆子 - You fool! Get off me! - How dare you!
是的 那是我哥 Yeah. Well, that's my brother.
现在我能成为门徒了吗 Now, can I become an apostle?
兄弟 能借一步说话吗 May I have a word, brother?
我爱你 克拉伦斯 Oh. I love you, Clarence,
就像我爱上帝一样 like I love the Lord himself.
但你无法成为我们中的一员 But you'll never be one of us.
你命中注定只有失败 You are destined for nothing more than failure.
在我求他允许你加入我们之前 I'd stop following the Messiah
我会不再追随弥赛亚 before I'd ever ask him to allow you into our movement.
我甚至不想让你改变自身 I don't even want you to change your ways.
我不想回想起过去 I don't want to be reminded of what was.
你走吧 Just disappear.
托马斯 你知道的 You know, Thomas...
我需要你记住 I need you to remember...
我需要你记住 I need you to remember
是你离开了我和妈妈 that you're the one that left Mother and I.
-不 我能解释 -别打断我 - No. There's an explanation-- - Do not, do not interrupt me!
你一直看不起我们的出身 You've never appreciated who we are
和我们的家乡 or where we come from.
我想耶稣还不知道你有一个 I bet Jesus doesn't know you have a mother
你不肯承认的母亲在世 who you refuse to acknowledge exists.
“孝敬你的父亲” "Honor thy father
“和你的母亲” "and thy mother!"
知识 Knowledge...
比信仰更强大 is stronger than belief.
你说什么 You what?
知识比信仰更强大 Knowledge is stronger than belief!
你相信上帝的存在 You believe that God exists
是因为你对这个世界一无所知 b-because you know nothing of the world,
所以你才会做那些傻事 which is why you do the silly shit you do.
但我拥有知识 But I, I possess the knowledge.
我拥有知识 I possess the knowledge
知道没有上帝 that there is no God.
这使你们每一个人 Which makes every single last one of you,
每一个人 every single last one,
都成为骗子 liars!
或傻子 Or fools.
-兄弟 你错了 -我们走 - My brother, you are mistaken-- - Let's go.
我们接下来做什么 So what are we going to do now?
我们没有保护或信仰可以躲藏 We do not have protection or faith to hide behind.
信仰并不能供你躲藏 Faith is not something you hide behind.
你只能站在它前面 You stand in front of it.
我知道你不信上帝 但他是真实的 I know you don't believe in the Lord, but he is real.
我们都是他的子民 And we are his children.
所以我从不用任何贬义词 That's why I never use any derogatory term
来形容我的同胞 referring to or describing my people,
因为我们没那么坏 because we are better than that.
我们都是正义的存在 We are righteous beings.
我要成为新的弥赛亚 I'm gonna become the new Messiah.
黑鬼 你说什么 What, nigga?
卷二 新弥赛亚(救世主）
我们来这做什么 What are we doing here?
耶稣的母亲就住在这里 Jesus's mother lives there.
齐克说的 According to Zeke.
你怎么知道的 How do you know that?
我可是齐克 我知道每个人的住处 I am Zeke. I know where everyone lives.
我要摸清他的灵感来源 I need to figure out what inspires him,
以及他从哪里学来的小把戏 where he learned all of his little tricks.
只要我学会他的布道 我就可以模仿他 If I get his sermons, then I can just replicate what he does.
想想吧 Think about it.
巴拉巴 你假装不能走路 Barabbas, you pretend you can't walk.
以利亚 你假装看不见 Elijah, you can't see.
齐克 你随便假装有什么缺陷 And Zeke, you pretend you can't whatever-the-hell.
由我来进行表演 And I'll perform the tricks.
我会宣扬耶稣的话 行得通的 Then I'll preach Jesus's words, and it'll work.
绝对顺利 相信我 It'll be golden. Trust me.
想想他们给他的那些钱 Think about all the money they give him.
你见过耶稣买凉鞋吗 You ever seen Jesus buy a pair of sandals?
老大 感觉这样不好 This doesn't feel right, King.
我要找回我的生活 巴拉巴 I'm getting my life back, Barabbas.
如果命运不来敲门 If Destiny won't come knocking,
那我就拿剑架在命运的脖子上 then I'll put a sword to Destiny's neck.
这可不像从罗马人那里偷蜂蜜酒 This isn't like stealing honeyed wine from the Romans.
这次不一样 This is different.
这需要大量的 It's gonna require massive
勇气 testicular fortitude.
你们和我一起吗 Are you with me?
如果这意味着恶霸杰迪戴亚 Well, if it means Jedediah the Terrible
不会杀死我们两个 doesn't kill us both,
那就向新弥赛亚致敬 all hail the new Messiah.
我不知道是哪个房子 I don't know what house.
应该就在这附近 It should be here somewhere.
大家别出声 希望他们不会拦下我们 Everybody, stay quiet. Pray they don't stop us.
站住 Halt!
查身份 Identification.
我们在找那个被称为拿撒勒的耶稣的人 We're looking for the man they call Jesus of Nazareth.
给我看看你们的证件 Show me your papers.
别给 Don't.
什么都别给他 Don't give him anything.
你说什么 人渣 What did you say, scum?
我没看到人渣 I see no scum here.
-巴拉巴 -喂 - Barabbas... - Oi.
你不出示证件就找上我们 You approach us without showing ID yourself?
说不定你就是耶稣 For all I know, you might be Jesus
只是伪装成了大块头 disguised as a gluteus maximus.
你明知我会杀了你 Why do you say these words when you know
还敢这么口出狂言 I'll kill you for it?
出示你的身份证明 Show me your identification.
巴拉巴 Barabbas.
走 Move along.
你想害死我们吗 Trying to get us killed?
上帝造人不是为了让人像猪一样被别人对待 God did not make men to be treated like pigs by other men.
是啊 上帝也没有让人刀枪不入 Yes, and God did not also make men sword-proof.
我就刀枪不入 I am sword-proof.
我被剑刺过很多次 I've been sworded many times.
两次在大腿上 Twice in my thigh,
我的左臂 我的手掌 my left arm, through my hand,
右肩 还有我的嘴 right shoulder, and through my mouth.
所以我说我是不死人 That's why I'm telling you I am immortal.
别吹了 Negro, please.
我身体唯一的弱点就是脚后跟 The only weak point in my body is my heel.
这是能杀死我的唯一方法 That's the only way they can kill me.
故事不错 A beautiful story.
但我必须抓紧时间 朋友 But I must make haste, my friend.
在这等着 Wait here.
我马上回来 I'll be back.
祝你平安 Peace be unto you.
圣母玛丽亚在吗 Is, uh, Mother Mary here?
是托马斯吗 Is that Thomas?
不是 我是克拉伦斯 他的孪生兄弟 No. I'm Clarence, his twin brother.
我只是想和你聊聊你儿子的事 Uh, I just wanted to talk to you about your son.
让他进来 Let him through.
来吧 Come.
你想聊我儿子的什么事 What do you want with my son?
呃 我和我的朋友 Uh... My friends and I, you know,
我们想多了解一下耶稣 we wanted to get more information a-about Jesus,
看看他的灵感来源 see maybe what his in... inspirations were.
也许能学学他所有的把戏 Perhaps learn how he does all his tricks.
什么把戏 What tricks?
嗯 哦 你知道的 Hmm? Oh, uh, you know,
治愈别人 让人起死回生 healing people, raising people from the dead,
在水面行走之类的 you know, uh, walking on water, things like that.
他的把戏 His tricks.
我儿子这辈子从没表演过把戏 My son has never performed a trick in his life.
大家都称之为奇迹 The people call them miracles, you know.
你要知道他父亲是真实的 It's just so you know his Father is real.
你吗 You?
上帝 God.
好吧 Okay. Um,
我只是想知道他是如何做出… I just wanna know how he does his...
这些幻象的 illusions. How does he...
年轻人 如果你是我木匠箱里的工具 Young man. If you were a tool in my carpenter's box,
你也不会是最锋利的那把 you wouldn't be the sharpest.
约瑟夫 Joseph!
他脑子有点不灵光了 The light in his head, it burns a little dim.
听着 圣母玛利亚 你不用对我说谎 好吗 Listen, Mother Mary, you don't need to tell me untruths, okay?
我不信上帝 I don't believe in God.
我也不打算信 Nor do I intend to.
我只想知道 What I wanna do is find out
耶稣是如何凝聚大家的希望 how, how Jesus gathers the hope of people
这样我可以依葫芦画瓢 so that I may do the same.
孩子 我说的都是真话 None of them are untruths, my child.
好吧 Right.
你发现自己怀孕时 And you were a virgin
还是处女吗 when you found out you were carrying child?
这是因为你的讥讽 That is for your sarcasm.
“处女”这个词被曲解了 The word "virgin" is twisted.
有人说“未做爱” Some say "un-sexed."
有人说“未婚” Some say "unmarried."
我是什么都没做 这是上帝的事 I was un-un-un, and that is God's business.
我儿子出生时 我和约瑟夫还没结婚 Joseph and I were not married when my son was born.
好吧 Okay, well...
所以你就是他爸 So you are his papa?
-不是 -这家伙 No! - This guy!
-我只是想… -不是 - I'm just trying-- No!
-上帝才是 -好吧 - The Lord is. - Okay.
我守身如玉 I was minding my own virgin business,
保持处子之身 just being a virgin,
一个叫加百列的天使来到我面前 and an angel called Gabriel came upon me.
他说 “你好 亲爱的” And said, "Greetings, O favored one.
“上帝与你同在” "The Lord is with you.
“你将怀孕” "And you will conceive in your womb,
“生下一子” "and bear a son,
“你要给他取名叫耶稣” "and you shall call his name Jesus."
你相信这些？ And you believed all of this?
约瑟夫一点也不相信 Joseph didn't believe any of it.
但后来同一位天使 加百列出现在他面前 But then the same angel, Gabriel, came upon him.
好吧 Okay.
然后我儿子就出生了 And behold, my son was born.
上帝之子 The son of God.
抱歉 我不是有意… Sorry, I don't, I don't mean to...
这就是你的故事 This is the story you're running with?
是吗 Right?
只有这个故事 It is the only story there is.
如果你见过他的经历 If you ever saw him at any point in his life,
你就会知道 you would know.
“这就是弥赛亚” "This is the Messiah!"
他八岁的时候 When he was eight years old,
他在街上做泥鸽子 he was making clay pigeons on the street.
有个陌生人对他说 A stranger said to him,
“你不该在安息日做这些” "You should not be doing that on the Sabbath."
耶稣道了歉 Jesus apologized.
他拍了拍手 He clapped his hands.
所有的泥鸽子都活了过来 飞走了 And all the clay pigeons came to life and flew away.
他一直很特别 He was always special.
每个人都知道 Everyone knew it.
行吧 Okay.
你真的很相信 那好吧 You really believe this. Okay.
听着 我来是因为我想知道 Well. Listen, I came here because I wanted to know
耶稣是如何表演那些把戏的 how Jesus did all of his tricks.
但显然 你要说的故事 But apparently, you're gonna tell me
和其他人告诉我的一样 the same story everyone else tells me. So I--
我亲爱的孩子 My dear, dear child,
你找到了信仰 you find faith.
你就能找到你所寻求的答案 Then you will find all the answers you seek.
好吧 Okay.
大麻吸多了 Too much Lengunweed.
真是个笨蛋 What a dumbass.
我们谈谈信仰 Let's talk about belief.
信仰会导致全人类的毁灭 Belief will be the undoing of all mankind.
两个角斗士决斗 Two gladiators face one another.
一个相信自己必胜 One believes that he'll be the victor.
另一个知道他能打败对手 The other knows he'll defeat his opponent.
谁会赢呢 Which man shall win?
知识比信仰更强大 Knowledge is stronger than belief.
-知识 -再说一遍 Knowledge. - Say it again.
知识比信仰更强大 Knowledge is stronger than belief.
知识比信仰更强大 Knowledge is stronger than belief!
他曾经双目失明 He who was once a dirty blind bat
而如今他目光如炬 - is now an all-seeing eagle.
我能看见了 我能看见了 I can see. I can see!
我能看见了 I can see!
再来一遍 知识比信仰更强大 Again, knowledge is stronger than belief!
我能走路了 I can walk!
求求你 接下来治好我 Please. Cure me next.
朋友 上帝每天只能创造一个奇迹 Oh. The Lord can only commit to one miracle a day, my friend.
对不起 I'm sorry.
钱啊 白花花的钱 Shekels. Shekels on shekels.
数不清的钱啊 Shekels on shekels on shekels!
你相信人能从灰烬中重生吗 Do you believe that a man can rise from the ashes?
再次拥有生命 Breathe again?
骗子 这不可能 Liar. It's impossible.
这人都死了 This man is dead.
我好困 I'm sleepy.
亡者啊 O, dead one,
复活吧 rise!
睁开眼睛 Open your eyes.
以利亚 Elijah?
以利亚 Elijah.
以利亚 说话啊 以利亚 Elijah, speak... Elijah.
你每天都把钱给罗马人 You give to the Roman man every day.
现在给你的上帝 Now give to your Lord.
这里肯定有1000多谢克尔 There must be more than 1,000 shekels here.
兄弟 你可以还杰迪戴亚的钱了 Brother, you can pay back Jedediah.
钱也足够给你妈妈找个新住处 You have enough here to get your mother a new place.
你可以给我一些 You can give me some
因为你爱我 because you love me.
我可以把玛丽·抹大拉哄进我的房间 I can get Mary Magdalene into my tent.
你就像那天空中 You are like that round, fiery object
炙热的太阳 that constantly floats in the sky
无人能直视 that none of us can stare at.
一个奇迹 A miracle.
看着我 Look at me.
创造的奇迹 A miracle of creation,
我们每天都会忽略它 and we ignore it every single day
就像我们忽略自身的存在 as we ignore the majestic miracle
本就是个伟大的奇迹 of our own existence,
所以我们仍然怀疑上帝的存在 which is why we still question His existence.
知识比信仰更强大 Knowledge is stronger than belief.
败类 Excrementum!
那人就是个骗子 That man is a fraud!
加贝奇 Cabbage.
我从小就认识他 I've known him since I was little.
我还抢过他几次 I robbed him a few times.
你没长高也是个奇迹 It's a miracle you're still the same height.
快看 是他 Look, it's him.
弥赛亚 The Messiah.
我认识一些奴隶主 I've known men that own slaves.
奴隶 Slaves!
他们认为自己的行为没有错 Who see nothing wrong with their actions.
我们怎么能如此贬低人的… How can we put such value on human... Such...
我们怎么能如此贬低人的生命 How can we put such little value on human life?
一个人怎么能拥有别人呢 How can one man own another man?
你的… Yet your...
我不该笑的 I shouldn't laugh.
笑会看起来… Laughing makes it seem...
我是来教导… I'm here to teach...
我是来启发你们的 I am here to enlighten you.
我是… I am...
说啊 克拉伦斯 Say it, Claance.
投入点 Commit to it.
这是我们来这的原因 This is why we are here.
我是你们的新弥赛亚 I am your new Messiah.
我是你们的新弥赛亚 I am your new Messiah!
我信你 I believe!
这家伙太会忽悠人了 This man lying on the spirit world.
我觉得他说得很有道理 I think he's making a lot of sense.
他赚了很多钱 He's making a lot of money.
那些… Those who are...
我可能要算他利息了 I might have to put interest on what he owes.
如果你想的话 可以向假先知祈祷 Pray to the false prophet, if you will,
但我是你们的弥赛亚 but I am your Messiah.
我要和我弟弟谈谈 I need to talk to my brother.
你不行 Not you.
巴拉巴 让他过来 Barabbas, let him through.
祝你平安 Peace be unto you.
祝你平安 Unto you be peace.
慢走不送 Now leave.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
你关心这个干嘛 Why is that any of your concern?
因为你在假扮弥赛亚 Because you're pretending to be the Messiah.
既然你知道我在做什么 Well, if you know what I'm doing,
你又何必明知故问 why did you ask me what I'm doing?
因为我想知道你这么做的原因 Because I want to know why you're doing it.
想必也是 I'm sure you do.
这样你就能把它写进你的多马福音 对吧 So you can scribble it in your little Gospel of Thomas, huh?
你怎么敢来这里告诉我你对我的期许 How dare you come here and tell me what you expect of me.
一个在各地为所有人服务的人 A man who serves everyone everywhere,
却背弃了生他的那个人 but turns his back on the one that birthed him.
你自称神使 You claim to be a man of God.
是哪门子神让你连家人都不认 而去崇拜他 What God has you deny your family to worship him?
也许就是同一个神 Maybe it's the same God
在孩子横尸街头的时候 that would have the entire world worship him
还让全世界的人崇拜他 while children die in the streets.
-你不是弥赛亚 -你千万别那么说 - You're not a Messiah. - You don't even talk like that.
语气像个罗马人 Talking like a Roman.
你不是弥赛亚 克拉伦斯 You're not a Messiah, Clarence.
你诱使人们产生虚假的希望 And you undo everything the real Savior is doing
破坏了真正的救世主所做的一切 by lulling people into a false hope.
根本就没有弥赛亚 There is no Messiah.
没有救世主 There is no Savior.
不就是你说的 Weren't you the one
永远不想再见到我吗 that said that you never wanted to see me again?
不是你吗 Wasn't that you?
耶路撒冷的子民们 People of Jerusalem,
我将展示最后的奇迹 I shall perform my final miracle
让这个人消失 by making this man vanish.
不送 Leave.
克拉伦斯 Claance.
我们成功了 你看 We did it. Look.
怎么了 What is wrong?
计划成功了 The plan is working.
克拉伦斯 Claance.
这不就是你想要的吗 This is what you wanted, right?
我是谁 Who am I?
我成了什么样子 What have I become?
我要你带我去个地方 I need you to take me somewhere.
以利亚 Elijah.
这远多于他们的赎身费 This is more than you said they're worth.
多的你留着 Keep the rest.
让他们走 Let them go.
这可不是普通人会做的事 These are not the deeds of an ordinary man.
他们会为此把你的名字刻在历史上 They will carve your name in history for this.
别告诉他们我的名字 Don't tell them my name.
你们听见了 You heard him.
你们都自由了 You're all free to go.
这事没有反悔的余地 兄弟 You cannot undo this choice, brother.
你会丢掉性命 You will lose your life.
但有二十个人能活下来 Twenty more will live.
你穿这身都认不出你了 You're unrecognizable underneath all of this.
祝你平安 瓦利尼亚 Peace be unto you too, Varinia.
咋了 What?
你看起来像个拉皮条的 You look like a purveyor of women.
我们能走走吗 Can we walk?
那些弥赛亚的言论是怎么回事 So, what's with all this Messiah talk?
有位女士进来说她看见你在水上行走 A lady came in saying she saw you walking on water.
我连游泳都不会 I can't even swim.
但我已经变了 瓦利尼亚 But I am a changed man, Varinia.
我不再是以前的我了 Not the same person I was before.
我不相信人会变 I don't believe in change.
我相信人会成长 I believe in growth.
忽悠众人相信你是救世主 Tricking common folk into believing you're the Savior
不叫成长 而叫欺骗 is not growing, it's lying.
我没有因为奇迹是假的 I'm not compromising the truths I'm giving to the people
就故意歪曲事实 just because miracles aren't real.
你有 Yes, you are.
因为你自己都不相信 Because you yourself don't believe it.
你都这么说了… When you put it that way...
我最初撒谎 I started the lies
是为了让你哥不要杀我 as to have your brother stop trying to kill me.
后来我继续撒谎 Then I continued the lies
是为了让你知道我不是无名小辈 as to have you see that I'm not a nobody.
我不知道我是怎么回事 I don't know what it is about me, Varinia,
竟让你觉得我不上进 that has you think I have no ambition.
我不是没有缺点 I'm not a man without faults.
但我也不是没有目标 But I'm also not a man without purpose.
最后 我想我们都只是自己 In the end, I guess we're all just what we are.
我还无法自拔地爱上了你 And I am spirit over sandals in love with you.
-克拉伦斯 我之前跟你说过… -你名花有主了 - Clarence, I told you before-- - You're taken.
-是的 -没有 - Yeah. - No.
我没名花有主 我只是… I'm not taken. I just...
你有对象了 You're taken.
听着 我不知道你和谁聊过 Listen, I don't know who you've been speaking to,
-或谁在说谎 -把手放在我手上 - or who's speaking untruths-- - Place your hands on mine.
来吧 Come.
靠近点 Closer.
低头 And bow your head
闭上眼睛 and close your eyes.
现在抬头 睁开眼睛 Now lift your head and open your eyes.
慢慢地 Slowly.
告诉我你名花无主 Tell me you aren't taken.
克拉伦斯 Clarence...
今晚来酒馆找我 好吗 会很好玩的 Meet me at the tent tonight, okay? It'll be fun.
我保证 没有奇迹 And I promise, no miracles.
-怎么了 -参孙和歌利亚 你们好 - What's wrong? - Samson and Goliath. Hello!
败类 你快跑 Excrementum! You should run.
瓦利尼亚 我不怕他们 I'm not afraid of them, Varinia.
任何盲目遵守规则的人都不堪一击 Any man that follows rules blindly is easily overcome.
远离麻烦 Walking away from a bad situation
并不代表你是无名之辈 doesn't make you a nobody.
你什么时候才能成熟 When will you grow?
现在 Now.
混蛋 有种别跑 You bastard! Stop running!
该死 Shit.
沙雕 Dingbats.
什么鬼 What the...
嘘 Shh.
玛丽 Mary!
玛丽 嘿 Mary! Hey!
怎么回事 What is this?
这荡妇和罗马人渣鬼混 That whore sexes with Roman scum.
你说谎 Liar!
你们这帮混蛋 You dongletons!
荡妇 Whore!
玛丽 Mary.
你们为什么处死这对男女 Why do you condemn this woman and man to death?
那个荡妇和罗马人鬼混 That whore sexes the Romans.
你认为这是一种罪过 And you deem this to be a sin?
-是的 -是 - Yes.- Yes.
那就让无罪的人 Then let he who is without sin
扔第一块石头 cast the first stone.
但在那之前 But before you do...
你是耶洗别 对吗 it is Jezebel, right?
-你怎么知道我的名字 -别担心 - How do you know my name? Don't worry.
很快每个人都会知道 Soon everybody will.
你凭什么来介入我们的事 Who are you to come forward to eat at our feast?
我就是他 I am he who exists
在人间的化身 from the undivided.
还有你 丈夫 And you, husband.
别再搞驴了 Leave the donkey alone, eh?
我就说你身上有股味 I smelt it on you!
没有 我… No. I...
来吧 Come.
克拉伦斯 Claance!
你还有大麻吗 You have any Lengunweed?
哦 我不做那种买卖了 Oh. I don't do that anymore.
也就是你所说的金盆洗手 See, I'm what you would call graduated.
你在我眼里可不是弥赛亚 You're no Messiah to me.
你只是我偶像的模仿者 You're simply an imitator of my shine.
赶紧滚 异教徒 Remove yourself, heathen.
异教徒 Heathen?
这臭小子骂我异教徒 This cockroach calling me a heathen.
我喜欢你的语气 You know, I love the way you do that.
简单平滑 Just monotone.
-克拉伦斯 -“赶紧滚” - Claance! -"Remove yourself."
克拉伦斯 我见识了他的本事 Claance, brother. I seen him work.
耶稣 我亲眼所见 Jesus. I seen it with my own two eyes.
-说啥呢 -他治好了玛丽的伤 - What-- Uh, okay. - He's healed Mary's wounds and everything.
冷静点 Calm down.
-听着 -你在说什么 - Listen. - What are you talking about?
他让石头停在半空中 克拉伦斯 He made the stones stop mid-air, Claance.
他停住了石头 然后掉到地上 He stopped them, and then dropped them,
就发生在我眼前 right there in front my eyes.
行了 行了 Okay, okay.
-以利亚 你太激动了 -我没激动 - Elijah, you're hysterical.I'm not hysterical.
人们大骂着 People were screaming
-“肮脏的荡妇” -这不是真的 -"Dirty slut!" No, it's not real.
-“和罗马人鬼混” -他不是… -"Roman love--" - He's not...
-你发什么火 -他不是真的 - Why you so mad? - He's not real.
-他是真的 -你看到的一切 - He's real. - Whatever you saw...
你看到的一切都不是真的 Whatever you saw wasn't real.
是真的 It was real.
他现在在哪 Where is he now?
不知道 他和玛丽一起走了 I do not know. He left with Mary, though.
如果他们一起离开 那她已经改头换面了 If she left with the Messiah, she's now a changed woman.
她会失去头饰和一切 She will lose her headdress and everything.
她应该保留头饰吗 Well, should she keep her headdress?
你来了 You came.
我到了 I arrived.
-以利亚 -干嘛 - Elijah. - What?
去享受人生 Stay present.
来吧 Come on.
有一个弥赛亚 There is one of the Messiahs.
他叫克拉伦斯 He goes by the name of Claance.
但要小心 But be careful.
他有一个保镖 He has one of his protectors with him.
祝你平安 Peace.
克拉伦斯 你好 Clarence. Hey.
我会还你钱的 我保证 I'll give you the money I owe you. I promise.
-给我点时间 -没关系 - Just give me some time. - All is forgiven.
-谢谢 -祝福你 - Thank you. - Bless you.
谁给他来杯酒 Somebody get this man a drink.
非常感谢 Ah. Thank you very much.
谢谢 Thank you.
别以为这能打动我 Don't think any of this is impressing me.
你没被打动吗 You're not impressed?
过来 Come here.
克拉伦斯 Claance. Claance.
-干嘛 -出什么事了 - What? - What happened?
我吻了她 I just kissed her.
哦不 克拉伦斯 Oh, no, Claance.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
-我知道 -不是 - I know. I-- - No.
哦不 克拉伦斯 Oh, no, Claance.
她陷害了你 She set you up.
为什么 瓦利尼亚 Why, Varinia?
我并不知道 I didn't know.
巴拉巴 以利亚 回来 Ahhh! Barabbas. Elijah. Back.
你不能伤害弥赛亚 You can't hit the Messiah.
-克拉伦斯 -闭嘴 - Claance... - Quiet!
白痴 Idiots.
-请放过他 -这就是我放过他的方式 - Leave him alone, please. - This is me leaving him alone.
克拉伦斯 Claance...
施展奇迹逃跑啊 ...do one of your miracles to escape, hmm?
飞走之类的 Fly or something.
这招不错 That was a good one.
你四处告诉别人 You've been running around and telling everybody
你是弥赛亚 that you're the Messiah.
宣扬这个虚假的预言 Preaching this false prophecy.
你却不能用奇迹还清我的钱 Yet you cannot miracle me the money that you owe?
来人 教训下这个骗子 Men, teach this fraud a lesson.
那今天就是你手下的死期 Then your men will die this day...
-不 巴拉巴 -杰迪戴亚先生 动手吧 - No. Barabbas. - ...Mr. Jedediah. Let us begin.
不行 巴拉巴 No. Barabbas.
将死之人 Those who are about to die...
向你致敬 老大 salute you, King.
看到你造的孽了吗 You see the foolishness that you've caused?
你看看战况 Check the score.
没必要 No need.
你的人今晚都会死在这 All of your men will die here tonight.
住手 Halt!
我们有逮捕令 We have a warrant
奉命逮捕 for the arrest
所有自称犹太弥赛亚的人 of all the self-proclaimed Messiahs of Judaea.
包括你 克拉伦斯 That includes you, Clarence.
除非你死了 Over your dead body.
你一定就是高手 Ah. You must be the hero.
勇气可嘉 为什么总有个不怕死的 Great spirit. Why is there always one?
谢谢你自己冒出来 Well, thank you for revealing yourself.
这样我们可以速战速决 So we may get this out of the way swiftly.
等下 Wait for...
你个黑乡巴佬 You darkened peasant!
那把刀是埃及钢的 That blade was Egyptian steel.
巴拉巴 Barabbas.
-他扇我耳光 -我知道 - He slapped me. - I know. I know.
-男人不扇男人 -我知道 - Men don't slap men. - I know.
-女人才扇男人 -听我说 你得赶紧跑 - Women slap men. - Listen to me. You need to run.
-我不怕他们 -巴拉巴 快跑 - I'm not scared of them. - Barabbas, run.
-我们比他们强 -快跑 - We're stronger than them. - Run.
-我们比他们猛 -跑 - We are superior to them. - Run!
他没做错什么 He did nothing wrong.
你看到没 You see that?
你看他是怎么向我再次进攻的 You see how he charges towards me to attack me again?
你们都是证人 我有生命危险 You're all my witnesses. I'm in danger of my life.
-什么 他在逃跑 -给我根长矛 - What? He's running away. - Hand me a spear.
算了 算了 Let it go! Let it go!
阻止他 Stop him.
放开他 Let him go!
快跑 快跑 Run! Run!
多谢 Thank you.
不 不 No! No!
血条可真厚啊 What an incredibly resistant rodent.
长矛 Spear.
瞄准他的腿 Aim for his legs.
不要 不要 No, no, no, no. No!
你个混蛋 You bastards!
放过他 放过他 Let me go! Let me go!
-长矛 -他已经跑不动了 - Spear. You've stopped him.
你个懦夫 You coward!
你这懦夫杀死了巴拉巴 You cowards killed Barabbas!
你这个混蛋 You bastard!
放开我 Let me go.
你冷血地杀了那个人 是吗 So you killed that man in cold blood, huh?
百夫长 取回我的长矛 Centurion, retrieve my spears.
这啥情况 What in the entire holy--
射错脚后跟了 混蛋 The wrong heel, motherfucker.
我是… I am...
不死人 ...immortal!
太好了 快跑 Yes! Yes! Run!
去追他 After him!
把弥赛亚带走 Bring the Messiah.
他不愿走就见点血 Shed blood if he doesn't come willingly.
不行 No.
你就这么想害死你自己和你的朋友吗 You really desire the execution of yourself and your friends?
我不能让你带走这个人 I cannot let you take this man.
克拉伦斯是个好人 Claance is one of the good guys.
没错 我们偶尔会有矛盾 Yes, we have our occasional issues.
而且他总是很自大 Plus, he's always in above his head.
但站在这看着你带走他 But to stand here and watch you take him,
折磨他 torture him,
并且肯定会钉死他 and most certainly crucify him...
好吧 Well,
罗马人 你一定不知道我是谁 Roman, you must not know who I am.
你是恶霸杰迪戴亚 对吧 You are Jedediah the Terrible, correct?
不同于大众 我鄙视这个称号 Contrary to popular belief, I despise the name.
生活充满了我们讨厌的东西 Well, life is full of that which we hate.
比如你的人 Take your people, for example.
从你的信仰 From your beliefs
到阳光照射你漆黑皮肤的方式 to the way the sun hits your burnt skin...
我看不惯你们所有人 ...I repudiate all of you.
我知道那些 See, I know the root of the problem
充满戾气的人的问题根源 with those who exude such copious amounts of hate.
其实就源于你的自我意识 It actually stems from your self-awareness, hmm?
你知道自己很弱鸡 Knowing that you're weak.
实际上 你只是个害怕的小男孩 In reality, you are a frightened little boy,
穿着金属盔甲而已 dressed up in a metal-plated costume.
是吗 Really?
那我在害怕什么 And what is it that I'm frightened of?
我们 Us.
真正难以征服的人 Who are truly unconquerable.
不管你怎么努力 Us who, try as you may,
我们都不服输 refuse to be defeated,
在希望中坚定不移地前行 walking unwavering in hope,
在阳光下熠熠生辉 while shining beneath the rays of the sun, hmm.
我们用微笑拥抱世界 Us, who cradle this world with joy,
即使你们夺走了一切 even though you take everything,
我们拥有的一切 everything that we have.
拥有知识的我们 Us, who possess the knowledge
没有压迫者 朋友 that there are no oppressors, my friend.
只有弱者 Just weak men.
知识是个好东西 恶霸杰迪戴亚 Knowledge is a great thing, Jedediah the Terrible.
你可以用它做很多事 You can do tremendous things with it.
比如平静地告诉你的手下别多事 Like having you calmly tell your men to stand aside
因为我知道 solely because I possess the knowledge
我将要斩首的那个姑娘 that the girl I'm about to decapitate...
就是你心爱的妹妹 瓦利尼亚 ...is your beloved sister, Varinia.
口才很不错 An impressive soliloquy.
下次再让我看到你 你就死定了 Well, the next time I lay eyes on you, you die.
带他走 Bring him.
-不 -别碰我 Oh, no! - Get your hands off me.
他没事的 He's okay. He's okay.
克拉伦斯不会死的 Claance is a survivor.
卷三 钉十字架
他在哪 Where is he?
将犯人带上来 Bring in the prisoner!
你不必老是大喊大叫 You don't always have to shout.
弥赛亚 Messiah!
就是他吗 This is him?
你就是他吗 You are he?
这要看“他”是指谁 Depends on who "he" is.
-克拉伦斯吗 -克拉伦斯 - Clarence? - Clarence.
克拉伦斯 那个新弥赛亚 Clarence, this new Messiah.
我叫克拉伦斯 My name's Clarence.
但我不是弥赛亚 But I'm no Messiah.
我承认违反了一些法律 Admittedly, I've broken some laws.
我种植并贩卖大麻 I grow and sell Lengunweed
以及从罗马人那里偷来的东西 and things I steal from the Romans,
包括很好喝的蜂蜜酒 including that quite delicious honeyed wine.
还有个姑娘… And there's a girl...
哦 这不是常事吗 Oh-ho. Isn't there always?
我想是的 I suppose.
但这位姑娘 But this girl
对我冷眼相待 didn't see me as I see her.
所以我和她哥哥做了笔交易 So I took a deal with her brother,
但那笔交易失败了 and that deal went sour.
他说如果我30天内不还钱 他就杀了我 And he said that if I didn't pay him in 30 days, that he'd kill me.
所以我想到了成为弥赛亚的计划 So I came up with a plan to become a Messiah.
真有你的 As you do.
我向所有人证明 包括我哥 And show everyone, including my brother,
我不是无名小辈 that I'm not a nobody.
希望能俘获我心爱姑娘的… And hopefully get the girl that I...
芳心 I loved.
然后呢 And?
你得到那个姑娘了吗 Did you get the girl?
没有 我没得到那个姑娘 No. I didn't get the girl.
我得到了这场审判 I got this trial.
骗子 他是弥赛亚 Liar! He's the Messiah.
-不 我不是 -他是弥赛亚 - No, no, I'm not. He's the Messiah!
-别说了 -安静 - Stop that. - Quiet!
别说了 这一切都是小把戏 Stop. It was all just silly tricks.
都是把戏 不是真的 It was tricks. It wasn't real.
我的谎言失控了 My lies just spiraled out of control.
你让我很为难 You see, you've left me in a tad of a predicament.
我直接从罗马得到指示 I've had instructions straight from Rome
要钉死那些所谓的弥赛亚 to crucify all these so-called Messiahs.
“弥赛”是个有效音节 "Mess" being the operative syllable in that word.
而你声称你唯一的罪行 You, however, claim to be guilty only of the crime
就是爱上一个不爱你的女人 of loving a woman that does not in turn love you back.
-对吗 -正是如此 大人 - Is that right? - Precisely. Yes, Your Honor.
不幸的是 Unfortunately for you,
你也承认犯了诈骗罪 you also confess to the crime of fraud.
成了一个江湖骗子 To being a charlatan.
满口谎言 贩卖毒品 A purveyor of lies and narcotics.
你是一个以穷人的绝望为食的禽兽 You're an animal who preys on the despair of the poor,
滥用他们的信任来收敛不义之财 who abuses their trust in you for your own ill-gotten gains.
你承不承认这些罪行 You are confessing to those crimes, are you not?
你都这么说了… Well, damn. When you put it like that...
骗子 Liar!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
安静 Silence!
克拉伦斯 你犯了众怒 You've gone and displeased your people, Clarence.
-但我觉得你依然在说谎 -没有 - But I think you're still lying. - No.
我认为你相信自己就是弥赛亚 I think, you believe you are the Messiah
你现在说谎是为了保全自己 but you lie now to save your own hide,
这样你就能回去 so you can return out there
挑起大范围的叛乱 and stir up a widespread rebellion.
不是这样的 That's not true. That is...
事实远非如此 That could not be further from the truth.
真的吗 Really?
我们不妨一探究竟 Why don't we go find out?
-带他去水箱 -什么 - Bring him to the flooding tank. - What?
什么 不 等等 What? No. Wait, wait, wait. Wait!
我不是弥赛亚 I'm not the Messiah! I'm not the Messiah!
我不是弥赛亚 I'm not the Messiah!
等等 停下 德西莫斯 我不是… Wait. Stop! Decimus, I'm not...
行了 Right.
问题是我不相信你的上帝 My problem is that I don't believe in your god.
但我相信你们这些人应该 I do believe, however, that you people should be allowed
眼见为实 to see for yourselves.
意识到没有弥赛亚 See that there is no Messiah,
没有救世主 that there is no Savior,
你们的上帝就是个神话 and that your god is a myth.
一个你们否认生命事实的产物 A product only of your denial of the fact that all of your lives,
你们可怜的小生命 your miserable little lives,
是属于罗马的 belong to Rome!
克拉伦斯 如果你能在水上行走 Clarence, if you'll be so kind as to walk on water
穿过水池 投入我热情的怀抱 right across this pool here into my welcoming arms.
只要你能做到 If you manage it,
我将是第一个加入克拉伦斯教会的罗马人 I'll be the first Roman to join the Church of Clarence.
我不能在水上行走 I can't walk on water.
我连游泳都不会 I can't even swim.
我也这么想的 I figured as much.
好吧 Okay, uh,
万一我落水了 你会释放我吗 once I fall in, then you'll let me free?
万一你淹死了 你就自由了 继续 Once you die from drowning, you'll be free to go. Proceed.
别哭 Don't cry.
没事的 It's okay.
什么情况 What?
卧槽 Oh, shit!
卧槽 Oh, shit.
太离谱了 Oh. This is crazy.
弥赛亚 Messiah!
-弥赛亚 -弥赛亚 Messiah- Messiah!
弥赛亚 Messiah!
我不是弥赛亚 I'm not a Messiah!
我不是 这是某种把戏 No, I'm not. It's some kind of trick.
这怎么回事 What is this?
抓住他 Restrain him!
不 嘿 No! Hey!
行了 行了 All right! All right!
我不会让你淹死 I wouldn't have let you drown.
但我现在不得不钉死你 But now I have to crucify you.
祝你平安 克拉伦斯 Peace be unto you, Clarence.
祝你平安 托马斯 Unto you be peace, Thomas.
你还好吗 Are you well?
不是很好 I could be better.
我们都一样 As could we all.
我看到你在水上行走 I saw you walk on water.
是上帝做的 That was God.
所以你相信了？ So you believe?
不 我不是相信 No, no, I don't believe.
我是知道 I know.
托马斯 我真的很抱歉 I'm sorry, Thomas, truly,
事情变成了这样 that everything turned out this way.
不 你不必道歉 No, no, you don't apologize.
克拉伦斯 对不起 Clarence, I'm sorry.
因为… For...
因为我一直没在意你 For never taking you seriously.
我很抱歉离开家 抛弃了母亲 I'm sorry for leaving home and abandoning Mother.
如果我能担起哥哥的责任 If I'd have been more of a brother,
你就不会沦落至此 you would've never ended up in a place like this.
事情本该如此 This is exactly how it's supposed to be.
弟弟 请原谅我 Brother, please forgive me.
我爱你 哥哥 I love you, brother.
我爱你 I love you.
你曾看不到的事情 That which is hidden from you
会变得清晰可见 will become clear to you.
因为没有事情 For there is nothing hidden...
是藏得住的 that will not become manifest.
你们中有一个人是告密者 One of you negroes is a canary.
信息泄露者 An information revealer.
是谁 Which one is it?
-让我杀了他 -就是 - Let me kill him. - Yes.
那个拿玛丽·抹大拉的面包 The one who dips Mary Magdalene's bread
蘸肉汁的人 into the gravy.
我们必须爱敌人 We must love our enemies
为迫害我们的人祈祷 and pray for those who persecute us.
这不是我们的事业 This is not our cause.
我们该出击了 It's our time to strike.
我们是革命者 We are revolutionaries.
不是和平主义者 Not pacifists.
不 No!
你的意志在和你的良心作斗争 Your will is at battle with your conscience.
你心中的罪不想让你吃面包 The sin in you does not want you to consume the bread.
不 你错了 No! You are wrong.
你心中的善 While the good in you
想要坦白 wants to confess.
你变软弱了 耶稣 You have become soft, Jesus.
听我说 Listen to me.
我是… I am...
我都不喜欢玛丽做的食物 I don't even like Mary's cooking.
她蒜放太多了 She uses too much garlic.
停下 Stop it.
不 No.
是肉汁 It's the gravy, man.
肉汁的味道 It's the gravy.
抵消了大蒜味 It cancels out the garlic.
这并不代表我背叛了任何人 Now, this does not mean I betrayed anyone.
我希望 Now I hope
这和性无关 this is nothing sexual.
我跟你说 我看了一整天的雕像 I've been looking at the statues all day. I'll tell you.
我完全理解为什么罗马人的火气总是那么大 I completely understand why the Romans are always so angry.
我喜欢这家伙 I like this man.
我真的喜欢你 I do, I like you.
所以如果你把拿撒勒的耶稣交给我 Which is why if you give me Jesus of Nazareth,
我就放你走 I will let you walk free.
你说什么 Excuse me?
你知道 他让大家相信人人生而平等 You know, he has them believing that all men are born equal.
这是种危险的想法 It's a disturbing thought, I know.
然而你… You, however...
你渴望权力和财富 You lust for power and wealth,
还有地位 position.
你渴望成为大人物 You long to be somebody.
告诉我耶稣的位置 我会给你很多钱 Give me the location of Jesus and I will give you more coin--
1000谢克尔 1,000 shekels.
-你真有意思 别… -2000谢克尔 - You are funny. Don't be-- - 2,000 shekels.
30个银币或死亡 你自己选 30 silver coins or death. Your choice.
显然 我宁愿要银子也不愿死 Well, I'd rather take silver than death, obviously.
但我告诉你 But I'll have you know,
耶稣不是他的真名 Jesus is not his real name.
继续说 Do continue.
他的真名是 His name is
加略人犹大 Judas Iscariot.
没错 他劝大家推翻罗马 Yeah. He told everyone to overthrow Rome.
我说… I said...
-“不行” -哦 - ..."No!" - Oh.
“我绝不会推翻罗马” "I'd never overthrow Rome."
“我爱罗马” "I love Rome."
“我最好的朋友就是罗马人” "My best friend's Roman."
犹大不是弥赛亚 Judas is not the Messiah.
他早就为我们办事了 He's already working for us.
你不是我们要找的人 接受交易吧 You're not the one we want. Take the deal.
在我们找到那个人之前 你只是个顶替品 You're just a placeholder until we have the man himself.
我不会出卖他的 I won't give him up.
你真相信你的弥赛亚的命有那么宝贵吗 You truly believe your Messiah's life to be that valuable?
就算我认为他是个乞丐 Even if I thought he was a beggar,
我也宁死不愿把他交给罗马 I'd die before I give him up to Rome.
那就去死吧 把他带走 Well, then death it is. Take him away.
我们能为克拉伦斯做点什么吗 Is there anything we can do for Claance?
我和我父亲谈过了 I have spoken to my father about it.
他还没有回答我 He has not yet answered me.
他会的 He will.
很快 Soon.
走吧 Come.
求你行行好吧 Please spare us some coin
这样我就能得到一些食物 温暖和住所 so I may buy me some food, warmth, shelter.
不管你给什么 我都将… Anything you can spare will--
祝你平安 Peace be unto you.
也祝你平安 And also to you.
瓦利尼亚 Varinia...
克拉伦斯不会有事的 Claance will be okay.
他的命运不是死在十字架上 It's not his story to die on the cross.
不好意思 Excuse me?
不好意思 Excuse me.
我想变得干净 I wish to be made clean.
我们可以重造他 We can rebuild him.
姐姐 Sister?
他看上去… He looks...
他看上去好像耶稣 He looks just like Jesus.
你都没见过耶稣 You haven't even seen Jesus.
他的气质 His essence.
看看他 纯洁白净 Look at him. Pure and white.
-好吧 -如此值得信赖 - Okay. - So trustworthy.
看吗 See?
这个吗 This?
看看他 Look at him.
貌似又是一个冒牌的弥赛亚 Looks like another false Messiah.
克拉伦斯 Clarence.
克拉伦斯 你还好吗 Clarence, are you okay?
我现在改变已经来不及了 瓦利尼亚 Guess it's too late for me to change now, huh, Varinia?
-克拉伦斯 -你为什么要陷害我 - Clarence... - Why would you set me up?
陷害你 Set you up?
我哥派人跟踪我 My brother had his men following me.
-所以他们才找到了你 -那你为什么要跑 - That's how they found you. - But then why did you run?
我跑是因为… I ran because...
我一想到你就会失去理智 I lose myself when I think of you.
看看我们的结局 And look where we've ended up.
瓦利尼亚 我都不知道自己在想什么 Varinia, I don't even know what I was thinking,
竟想和你谈恋爱 trying to be in a relationship with you.
-我真是疯了 -不 - I was crazy. - No.
那不是疯 That wasn't crazy.
你很完美 瓦利尼亚 You're perfect, Varinia.
完美地成为自己 Perfectly who you're supposed to be.
住在附近的完美女孩 That perfect girl who lives nearby
却永远无法让人靠近 that you can just never get close to.
你完美的笑容 Your perfect smile...
你完美的双眸 Your perfectly shaped eyes...
你完美的… Your perfectly--
完美地属于你 Perfectly yours.
完美地错过 Perfectly too late.
-我要被钉死了 瓦利尼亚 -不会的 - I am to be crucified, Varinia. - No.
-会的 -克拉伦斯 看着我 - Yes. - Claance, look at me.
-不会的 -会的 - No. - Yes.
-克拉伦斯 -没事的 - Clarence. - It's okay.
-行了 -不 等等 That's enough. No, wait!
-你时间到了 -放开我 Your time's over. Get off of me!
别碰我 Get your hands off of me!
以利亚 不要 Elijah, no.
退后 退后 Back. Stay back.
不要啊 No, please!
孩子 Son.
妈妈 Mother.
占据一席之地 Hold space.
快点 Come on!
他们总是夺走我们的孩子 They always take our babies!
克拉伦斯 Claance!
加贝奇 听我说 Cabbage. Cabbage, listen to me.
我们听说了 We learned!
-放手 -不 - Let go. - No!
放手 Let go.
克拉伦斯 放开 Claance... Get off!
克拉伦斯 Claance! Ahhh!
不 克拉伦斯 No! Claance!
听到你们的弥赛亚了吗 Do you hear your Messiah?
他乞求罗马的怜悯 He begs for the mercy of Rome!
告诉我 弥赛亚 Tell me, Messiah.
你的上帝在哪 Where is your god? Hmm?
他在哪 Where is he?
克拉伦斯 Claance! Claance!
不 No!
愿上帝与你同在 克拉伦斯 May God be with you, Claance.
主啊 我不明白 My Lord, I don't understand it.
-我们可以走的 -我们要在这等着 彼得 - We can leave. - We are to wait here, Peter.
犹大会出卖我 Judas will give me up.
为了30个银币 For 30 silver coins.
他们会在三天内逮捕我 They will arrest me in three days.
那时我会被钉死在十字架上 It is then I will be crucified.
所以我才被派来这里 This is why I was sent here.
人类啊 Humans...
上帝唯一的错误 God's only mistake.
主啊 宽恕他们吧 他们不知道自己在做什么 Lord, forgive them, for they know not what they do.
拜托了 Oh, please.
我为你祈祷 I've got a prayer for you.
亲爱的天父 Dear Heavenly Father,
请处死这帮人 please kill all these people.
硫磺火焰就足够了 Fire and brimstone will suffice.
如果可以的话 But where possible,
给他们来点岩浆 give them lava.
尤其是那个画我的混蛋 Especially that prick painting me.
我们只是男人和女人 We're all just men and women.
我们大多数人都不知道自己在做什么 Most of us have no idea what we're doing.
等我们明白过来 已经为时已晚 By the time we figure it out, it's too late.
我花了一辈子 I have spent my entire life
见证人类的残酷 witnessing the cruelty of man.
那些有钱人 Those who had plenty
连一滴水都不肯施舍 did not even spare me one drop of water.
我真的是衣不蔽体了 I have literally had the clothes lifted from off my back.
我就是其中一员 I've been one of those men.
我为此真的很抱歉 And for that I'm truly, truly sorry.
我自己也是无知的受害者 I've been a victim of my own ignorance.
就是如此 That's just it.
我们需要启蒙 We need enlightenment.
而不是惩罚 Not punishment.
那祝你好运 Well, good luck with that.
你可以看着我 兄弟 You can look at me, brother.
没关系的 It's okay.
我的朋友 My friend...
我的兄弟 My brother...
不该是这种结局 This cannot be the end.
请告诉我你还有计划 Please tell me you have a plan.
克拉伦斯 结局不该是这样 This cannot be the end, Clarence.
很高兴听到你用两个音节喊我的名字 I'm happy to hear you say my name with two syllables.
兄弟 我好害怕 My brother, I'm so scared.
不必害怕 No need to be scared.
上帝与我们同在 We've got God with us.
与我们所有人同在 All of us.
巴拉巴说得对 Barabbas was right.
你就是王 You are a king.
用这个捅他 Pierce him with this.
他撑不过一个小时 He will not live the hour.
找到回到我身边的路 孩子 Find your way back to me, son.
找到回到我身边的路 Find your way back to me, son.
复活吧 克拉伦斯 Rise, Clarence,
阿米娜之子 son of Amina.
你没有信仰 You were a man of no faith,
却不顾自身安危解放了奴隶 yet freed the slaves at your own peril.
你不相信我 You did not believe in me,
后来开始意识到 then came to know
我拥有复生之力 I am the resurrection and I am the life.
相信我的人即使死了也能复活 The one who believes in me will live even though they die.
我的主 My Lord.
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